How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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