Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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