I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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