Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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