i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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