there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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