"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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