are you still at the devil's house?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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