I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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