In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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