fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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