We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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