used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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