you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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