Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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