It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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