No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
