what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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