That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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