and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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