Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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