Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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