He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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