If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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