this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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