I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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