And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
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