Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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