i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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This baby is an asshole
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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