I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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