I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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