I'm so fucking centered right now
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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