I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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