Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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