What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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