it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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