I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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