Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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