It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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