seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
There's always time for handjobs
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize