I CAN MOONWALK!
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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