I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
im holly from the hills drunk
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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