I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize