So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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