Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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