is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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