I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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