But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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