Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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