So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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