I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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