Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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