stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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