Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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