what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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